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WEST COAST ELITIST 

A person of east coast decent who moved west and lost all sensibilities from the old country... Lives in multiple places in California, travels abroad multiple times a year, eats only the freshest, organic, non gmo, cage free, range free diet while sitting watching jets highlights from 1993
That bitch be trippin yo, his west coast elitist ass ain’t comin back to the motherland without an attitude adjustment..I’m gonna make dat ho pay for a slice at m&s and a coke... you got that right bra!!
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Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.
10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.
Crashing Your Donkey by Ron420 January 16, 2010
Related Words

crashing out 

To willingly or unwittingly enter into a situation knowing the outcome will not be good.
Im worried about you bro your "crashing out"
Let this bitch keep talkin and im bout to crash all the way out
crashing out by Rich<> May 17, 2016

Crash Out 

To go insane and/or do something stupid.
person 1: “Jadarrius killed someone for stepping on his shoes.”
Person 2: “ Oh really? He really crash out.”
Crash Out by Dhgfrff December 2, 2019

Carpe Diem Cras 

meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.
Carpe Diem Cras by Double Soul April 1, 2009

coaster caddy 

The one person in your group who always wusses out when it's time to go on a on roller coaster so he/she is forced to hold the groups all the bags.
Guy 1: "are you sure you don't want to go on."

Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."

Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."

Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.
coaster caddy by gubes August 12, 2014

Crashanova 

1.One who loves to crash. Physically or Romantically he will fall hard.

2.An athletic deviant who takes extreme pleasure indulging in sex, skating, and candy.

3.A guy from Dallas who taught your girlfriend that thing you like. You are welcome.
1. Mollie: That's the fifth time Crashanova has gone down tonight!

Reb: That's what she said!
Crashanova by Tacos&Tulips February 4, 2010