body like baywatch, face like crimewatch 

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch by world March 22, 2005

body off baywatch, face off crime watch 

This describes a girl with an amazing body but an ugly face. see Skeletor

Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"

Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.

"that girl has a body off baywatch, face off crime watch, shame..."

body off baywatch, face off crime watch by PedroXL September 30, 2006

crimedanch 

A community on Long Island, Suffolk County, New York, 40 miles east of New York City where crime is the highest in the County.

I moved out of crimedanch after I was robbed for the third time.

crimedanch by Theknife June 11, 2021

Cringewatch

To bingewatch a really bad series.

We're going to cringewatch the newest season of Supernatural.

Cringewatch by Usghd October 4, 2015

body of bay watch face of crime watch 

A girl with a sexy body and a ugly face

when u see a girl from behind and she look fine, then, she turns round an she has got a face like a criminal.
so its body of bay watch face of crime watch.

body of bay watch face of crime watch by ducky_lpool May 19, 2006

Cremeatch 

Not quite weird enough to be a creature, but just cute enough to be a cremeatch. You'll be the weird one for using the word, regardless of the context. Can be used as both a verb and a noun.

"Your toddler is cremeatching." "Steph, what the fuck does that even mean?" "He's being weird, but in a cute way."

Cremeatch by SleeplessNDying November 26, 2024