cridick 

A person who criticizes something, but acts like a dick about it.

Dennis acted like such a cridick when he kept saying that the movie sucked because it didn't have any sex scenes.

cridick by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Movie Cridick

Someone who is interested in watching a movie or a show but has to be a movie cridick and comment every 3 minutes about something going on in it, disturbing ,annoying, and disrupting everyone else in the room while they are trying to watch also.

We were all watching boardwalk empire until this Movie cridick had to talk every three minutes, guess I will have to watch again tomorrow.

Movie Cridick by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010

Clidickoris

A clit SO big, it looks like a dick.

Guy1:
" So I hooked up with this bitch last night. I took that ho's panties off, man....Her clit was SO fuckin big it looked like a dick!"
Guy2:
" HA HA! That what ya call a CLIDICKORIS!"

Clidickoris by Nate&Cassie October 8, 2008

cridiction

combination of criticism and prediction

I didn't appreciate your cridiction about my future.

cridiction by thuggy2 October 23, 2011

Cripdick 

(krip-dyk)

A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.

Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).

Look at that cripdick barking out orders, who does he think he is?

Cripdick by chowping April 7, 2011

cridiculous 

Something that happens to be crazy and ridiculous.

That's the most cridiculous thing I have ever heard/seen!

cridiculous by Jam Master Jeff Rizzle March 19, 2008

cradick 

A fuckin huge tally wacker infested with crabs

Hey check out my cradick!

cradick by titties and beer January 2, 2011