crazy box 

A male equivalent of the "friend zone", for a girl too effin' crazy to sleep with.

As soon as Rebecca started talking about her cat's favorite episodes of "Glee", she was instantly put in my crazy box.

crazy box by Fictitious Pulp November 28, 2010

Hot Box of Crazy 

A person who is more than a little unstable. One who is Batshit Insane.

Apparently people don't like working with Betty Buckley because she's a hot box of crazy.

Hot Box of Crazy by Chance H October 3, 2008