Crapstep

The world's most horrendous music since disco. I believe it is created by allowing a mongoloid to mix D+B and Jungle, with some robotic nonsense on the side. Crapstep aka Dubstep is the single worst sound that has ever been created by man.

WUB WUB WUB WUB... That's not music that's Crapstep

Crapstep by Shadycrew31 July 13, 2011

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

crapstipated 

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated

That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.

crapstipated by alibree March 25, 2005

crapster 

1.) An object or product made with shoddy and/or crude components.
2.) Characterized by faulty or inferior thinking.
3.) Used as an adjective to describe someone or something as overall inferior or wretched.

"John has a crapster computer in his basement that he built using spare parts from a pawn shop."

"You're using completely crapster logic in coming to that conclusion."

crapster by triumvir April 19, 2006

crapsterpiece 

A work of art that goes so far beyond bad, it is not redeemable even through the power of ridicule.

Mariah Carey's film debut, "Glitter," was a monumental crapsterpiece.

crapsterpiece by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005

crabstep 

The proper way to dance to dubstep.

To achieve this dance move, one must begin in a deep, open stance squat with one's arms extended out to the sides, elbows slightly bent, with the palms held upward. The dancer must then alternate shrugging each shoulder (as though he or she is "weighing the scale") while simultaneously scuttling side to side like a crab to the rhythm of the music.

"Everyone was crabstepping after the drop. It was a sight to behold."

crabstep by e^2 January 18, 2013

crapsterbation 

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

crapsterbation by JdeL March 17, 2005