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2 definitions by alibree

 
1.
adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.
Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.
by alibree March 23, 2005
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2.
adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated
That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.
by alibree March 25, 2005
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