adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart
adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.
stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.
Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.
adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap
adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out
see also fartstipated
That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.
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