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Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!
crapel by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005
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crapalini 

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.
crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014
1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.
GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.
Crapload by HarryBolz November 4, 2014

chapello 

Not coming of existence
Something that will probably never happen
Never ever so you can forget it
Can I have fifty dollars? Chapello cause that'll never happen
Can I get your number? Chapello
chapello by Duhh_Bratt February 24, 2018

Chapello 

That will never fucking happen
Her: I could take your man yanno Cindy
Cindy: Chapello, cause that will never fucking happen
Chapello by TiqBodyGyal May 23, 2018

Chapel Shaft 

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
Chapel Shaft by VixenMask June 29, 2014
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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