crap pockets 

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

crap pockets by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

crap packets 

see poop schnitzels

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!

crap packets by erikatori June 18, 2008