donkey crap 

is another way of saying dumb

when you play the song Karate by Tenacious D at the end of the song you hear him say something really wierd...well it is actually donkey crap backwards

donkey crap by Mathias King April 26, 2006

crapmonkey 

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

crapmonkey by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005

crapmonkey 

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies

1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

crapmonkey by The Sara December 29, 2007