crackhead math 

When people count their money in forms of material, usually drugs or alcohol.

You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"

or

You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"

Hence the term crackhead math

crackhead math by Dj Djuric August 8, 2009

crackheadmuthafucka 

See: Lifeguard and/or Steven Alimaris

crackheadmuthafucka's is rumplechillskin

crackheadmuthafucka by D-Block August 24, 2003