| 1. | crabby pants | ||
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Being in an irritable, grumpy mood. "Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants." |
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| 2. | Crabby Penguin | ||
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Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers. Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?
Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin! Mickey Rourke: Is she now? Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut. Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin. |
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| 3. | Target | ||
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A shitacular store that tries to be the "Wal-Mart that never was", ie. "GREAT PRICES FOR GREAT FASHIONS". In other words 6 year old kids in Sri Lanka make ugly sweaters, then Target buys them for 10 cents and goes ahead and sells it under *insert famous clothing designer here* for $40.
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Working there is HELL, you are forced to wear red shirts and khaki pants or skirts, call customers "guests" (if you don't you get written up), and every morning there are "huddles" (a stupid cutesy name for the word "boring meeting") where you stand around and they tell you "YESTERDAY WE MADE 100,000 DOLLARS AHAHAHA AND YOU'RE ONLY MAKING 6.50 AN HOUR FOR DOING ALL THE WORK US HIGHER UPS DON'T WANT TO DO". The store manager is NEVER there, and they are ALWAYS on vacation. Overtime is a no-no, and if you do one minute of overtime they have a hissy-fit and poop their pants over it. There is also a stupid line EVERY "team member" (another cutesy fuckin' name for TARGET SLAVE) has to ask every "guest", and that is "CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?". First off, most customers HATE being asked if they need help, secondly it's gramatically incorrect, and thirdly if you don't ask it and your GSTL/ETL/TL (stupid names for fuckin supervisors) catch you NOT saying it you get reprimanded. Target gives their "team members" a discount that is a measly 10% off. Target's items are too expensive and you might as well walk your lazy butt to Wal-Mart and buy it for 3 bucks less. |
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| 4. | Bitchpants McCrabby | ||
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A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team. Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby. Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex} |
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| 5. | Snatchy | ||
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(adj.) 1. A term used to describe someone being a crabby-no-fun-pants. 2. An undesirable taste, scent etc. 3. Bitchy, whiny.
comparative: snatchier superlative: snatchiest 1. Fine, snatchy. Have it your way. We won't kill anybody tonight.
2. This is the snatchiest thing I've ever put in my mouth. 3. Why do you have to be so snatchy with me Snatchy McSnatch? |
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| 6. | chumbi | ||
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My mom is acting like such a chumbi.
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| 7. | Hepitits S | ||
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Referring to someone for example Sarah Laguna, who leaves crabs in here trail. Don't sleep with too many guys, you might get Hepitits S.!
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