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SUPER SEXY, WITH A GREAT PERSONALITY.
DID YOU SEE DENNIS? HE'S SO COYLE!
COYLE by RedRibbonSword April 10, 2011
To have previous plans or arrangements either post-poned or cancelled due to the sudden occurrence of work typically classified as being excessive and unnecessary.
"I was about to go play poker with the guys until I got coyled by my mom. Now I have to re-sod the front lawn."
coyle by Matthew Miller June 7, 2007
(n) an extremely fat gym teacher that makes comments about how fit he or she is
"Hey would you take a look at that coyle over scarfing down cheese doodles! Jesus, could he get any fatter?"
coyle by The Phat Kid September 10, 2008
For a woman: A short, most likely brunette girl whose only worthy feature are her oversized, sagging tits. She will seem charming and lovable at first, the one you've been looking for, but is actually a demon in disguise. She'll ruin your life because she's a psycho mental case. You will learn this as the veil comes down. Probably has no real, long term friends because of her toxic personality. Steer clear of a Coyle woman unless you're using her as a one night stand cum dump. Even then, beware!

For a man: Alpha Chad. You see a Coyle man? He is probably a yacht owner. World's first 10 pack abs. Can make any girl squirt and any man cum just from a wink. He is the epitome of panty dropper and show stopper. The Bible mentions him 4 different times. Be like a Coyle man.
Oh that Coyle girl? She's a psycho! Her head game isn't even worth the mental and emotional pain she will put you through. Someone get her ass to therapy so she can be like her alpha Coyle brother!
Coyle by NF_puckstopper February 27, 2022

coyle cassidy 

"Where do you go?"
"Coyle Cassidy"
"Oh."
coyle cassidy by homostasis May 31, 2018

Coyle Hoyle 

Coyle Hoyle by Dapoggster October 16, 2023