A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief.

2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.
"did you see that covered wagon Johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!"
by palmonnistykinchbebowes November 22, 2011
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when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.
I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm
by steeeeeeve perry January 20, 2005
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When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.
I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed
by Matt July 18, 2003
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yo man thats nasty chris has a covered wagon, no chick will ever do him now!
by Black Attack May 1, 2003
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The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.
(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!
by Kevin Schmitt November 15, 2011
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The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.
What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.
by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006
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The act of shitting into a condom and fucking a girl with it until it explodes.
" That bitch wanted me to give her a covered wagon last night out behind the dumpster. "
by Noltron Don April 17, 2009
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