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When your in the bed with a loved one. Let out the most potent fart....bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. Forcing her to smell the rankness.
How about a covered wagon after the nights sex babe?
by muffkateer September 20, 2006
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The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.
You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.
by Anonymous February 19, 2004
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Referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncircumsized.
Anil Anne has a covered wagon.
by Nick March 14, 2005
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A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!
I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon
by NLR718 June 03, 2006
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While in a car, you rip ass and lock all windows so all passengers have to smell your fart and then you say,"covered wagon!"
Scrappy farted in his car and locked the windows so his girlfriend had to smell it and then he said,"covered wagon!"
by v-nizzle October 16, 2006
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A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.
An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.
by Stanley Klein May 20, 2008
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when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.
I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm
by steeeeeeve perry January 20, 2005
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