Counter-Dibs 

The act of reversing a previous "dibs".

John: "Dibs on that piece of pizza"
Emily: "What? No! Counter-Dibs!"

Counter-Dibs by GoodLuckHaveBatman April 15, 2011

Countertits

Fake Boobs.

Guy 1 : "Hey man you check out that cougar sittin by the bar?"

Guy 2: "Yea man, she's hott. Those Countertits must have cost her a fortune!"

Countertits by irnvs034 June 21, 2009

Counter counter dibs

It's just like a counter dibs, but it works on counter dibs, whereas counter dibs only works on dibs.

Joey: Dibs on that last slice of pizza!
Richard: Hell no, counter dibs!
Joey: Counter counter dibs! Now it's mine again!
Richard: :(

Counter counter dibs by Ross Frye May 13, 2015

Counter dibs shield 

A counter dibs shield is a defensive word to counter the attack of a counter dib, therefore, canceling out the counter dib.

(The counter dib shield does not have to be explicitly recited as "counter dib shield", it can also be recited as simply "counter dibs" at the same time someone else is calling a counter dib by saying the same thing.)

Peter: Dibs on the TV!

*At the same time:*
Steve: Counter dibs!
Peter: Counter dibs shield!

Steve: Awh drat!

Counter dibs shield by PeetRRRR August 28, 2022

Counterdick 

Retorting to a dick comment with another dick comment. Used as a verb, or in predicate form.

Matt: man you like Love, Actually. You're so gay.
Chris: well your moms dead.
Matt: ooh, you counterdick my statement!

Counterdick by Chriskorea May 23, 2010

counterditherstep 

The movement of two people walking towards one another, usually on an urban sidewalk, trying to avoid contact
without success.

Bob saw Paul walking towards him. As Bob kept walking,
and Tom kept walking, they each counterditherstepped.

counterditherstep by Steve Hoglund June 16, 2007

counterdisrupted 

Same as unrealized and disrupted

Counterdisrupted disruptive innovation

counterdisrupted by anonymous February 20, 2022