cougar mud sprinkler

it is the act of renting a house in a bum fucked town of inbreds. During a routine rental house inspection the real estate agent comes round and turns out to be a fucking hot cougar in need of a good pummelling in the vaginal region by the two male tenants. The hot cougar gets quite randy and procedes to take one of the male tenants to thier bathroom to checkout the so called leaky tap in the bathroom. unable to control the urge to keep her clothes on, the cougar rips her gear off to unleash her massive norks and perfectly maintained pussy to the male tenant.upon her request to fulfil her sexual desires you procede to shit all over her chest as she lies on the floor. the cougar then procedes to use the solid part of the shit to use upon herself as a dildo in her ass. While dildoing herself with solid part the shit she manages to catch the runnier part of the shit with a tupperware container. Supplying the cougar withy a large straw she can now suck the runny left6 over shit into her mouth use the runny shit to push out through her gappy drug ridden fucked teeth all over your balls as you jack off to her dirty sex activities

Hey ball bag you would'nt guess what happened the other day. I had a rental property inspection and things got out of hand. The hot real estate agent cougar gave me the cougar mud sprinkler. Fuck man there has been rental property inspection every week since.

cougar mud sprinkler by midget101 September 29, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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