couch hopping 

1. staying at a different house or apartment everyday or every few days while looking for a place to live

2. staying at someones house, mooching until you wear out your welcome, then moving on to another person's house

I haven't found a place to live yet, so I stuck all my stuff in storage and I'm pretty much couch hopping for now.

couch hopping by yon_sved September 22, 2005

Hooping cough 

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

Hooping cough by FionaB June 28, 2015