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foreign correspondent 

A journalist who needs to be salaried and accommodated in an exotic foreign location in order to download press releases from their home governments press office and re-word them as news.
"Here is a report from our foreign correspondent"

correspondence 

A close similarity, connection, or equivalence
"there is some correspondence between the two variables"
correspondence by D.Cochran April 9, 2015

mutt correspondent

mutt cor⋅re⋅spond⋅ent
muht kawr-uh-spon-duhnt

noun: used in reference as defined below to one in the multiracial (mutt) community who reports for, by, or about mutt news.

1. a person in (or about or for) the mutt community/multiracial, who communicates by letters, writing, speaking or other form of exchange.

2. a multiracial (mutt) person employed within the media i.e. a news agency, magazine or newspaper, television network, radio, internet, etc., to gather, report, or contribute mutt and non-mutt news or articles from a distant place.

3. a multiracial (mutt) person who provides news stories.

Origin:
2009
ME Mutt English


The position of mutt correspondent will be accepting applications next week.

The annual mutt correspondent convention will he held in Paris this year.


no correspondence will be entered into 

In full: The judgesdecision will be final and no correspondence will be entered into.
Bla bla small text no one ever reeds ... ... ... Some other crap... ... The judges’ decision will be final and no correspondence will be entered into.

correspondent shoes

In the past, in some countries, including England, it was formerly necessary to show proof of adultery to get a divorce - “Irreconcilable Breakdown” was not enough. Professional male “correspondents” would overnight in a hotel bedroom with the woman, leaving their “Correspondent shoes” outside the bedroom door to be cleaned. Such “correspondent shoes” would be memorable, for example two-tone
brogues, so the hotel shoe cleaners would remember them, and be later able to testify that a man had spent the night in Room 508 with Mrs …….
The porters at the Grand Hotel still west correspondent shoes.
correspondent shoes by anonymous February 23, 2026

Coorespondense 

Verbal/written yackety-yack back and forth between two or more individuals while imbibing Silver Bullets.
Da term "Coorespondense" could also have a different meaning --- namely, dat you and your co-yackers are getting tipsy from all of da COORS beer dat you're drinking, and so your remarks in said conversation are really DENSE as far as clearly understanding da conversation.
Coorespondense by QuacksO December 14, 2020