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The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks.
"I'm a pussy!"
-Someone who doesn't live in Montana
by BurlyMontanyan August 28, 2006
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The supreme state of excellence one is able to attain
Kevin, those bitches are definitely not montana.
by Kevin Krupa October 17, 2007
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an extremely amazing friend. the kinda girl you would trust your life with. amzingly beautiful! is loved by her friends. she can be EXTREMELY weird and random and crazy! but is still extremely loved.
"that girl is so awesome!!!!"
"what's her name?"
"montana"
"knew it!"
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Driving the Beartooth Hwy over the top, I was introduced to the biggest sky. I knew Red Lodge was down below, but I had so much time to be captivated by where I'd be when I would descend, I wanted to travel that highway again and again.
Fuck, Montana has to be the most beautiful state ever admitted to the Union.
by leap4rog September 17, 2007
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An Awsome state which offers something for everyone. There is the wildlife and landscapes for the outdoor enthusiasts. A growing media and economical scene and top rate colleges. characterized for the large clear skies and unpredictable weather.
Hiking, Fishing, Biking. Beautifull scenic drives. Billings growing rapidly in all ways. Montana is a great place to live
by I Dare you October 12, 2006
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The fucking best state ever. Ladies bag bucks, catch monster fish,and will slap you if you reject hunting or fishing, or even are part of PETA. Men do the same.
Someone from another state: look at this MONSTER fish i caught, its 14 inches!

Montanan: *holds up 25 incher*
out of stater: *should bow down*
by MONTANANS FRICKIN RULE September 24, 2011
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A state in which the manliest of man live and the hottest of women. People who make fun of this state or insult it are jelouse assholes who know where they live sucks balls.
Guy1 :"Man, that state Montana sucks."
Guy2 :"Your only saying that becuase we live in New Jersey and you know Montana is way better."
Guy1 :"Ya, your right."
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