corny cob

adj.
uncool or out of date
Plural. corny cobbs

Allen-Ginny's blouse is Soo very corny cob.
George- Yes I believe it is quite corny cob.

corny cob by Dorgen May 1, 2006

Chocolate Corn Cob 

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

Chocolate Corn Cob by Skilzz March 12, 2023

corn-cob 

To be 'corn-cobbed' is to be owned online, and then vehemently deny that you were owned.

Al Giordano: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

Smart Twitter Person: Corn-cob.

corn-cob by ttrainlookerup August 3, 2017

Reverse corn cob

When you get a "Cobb Salad", which happens when a piece of undigested corn gets lodged in your penis after anal sex, your partner can remove it by performing a procedure known as the reverse corn cob. This is when your partner sucks the undigested corn out of your penis and eats it. Again.

My partner was hungry after anal sex. Luckily she had given me a Cobb Salad, so she did a reverse corn cob on me and had a snack. But she was still hungry so she got up and made a sandwich.

Reverse corn cob by hello19572000 March 14, 2011

talahassee corn cob 

just corn normal corn

i put a talahassee corn cob in my ass

talahassee corn cob by it what it is September 27, 2017

Nebraskan Corn Cob 

Fucking a chick in the ass after she has consumed a large amount of corn. Then pulling out your corn covered dick, and having her eat the corn off your dick as if it was "corn on the cob".

I gave my girlfriend last night the best Nebraskan Corn Cob of all time.

Nebraskan Corn Cob by cubfan14 November 29, 2009

corn cob knob slob 

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob

"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"

corn cob knob slob by B218son May 2, 2010