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a form of kidnapping through which you have no control of the day ahead of you. a day of which a cosimo has sent his wrath upon you. During this event you cannot answer your cell phone, but must listen to the cosnapper talk on his. Sometimes for hours at a time. You at all times must act like you have nothing better to do that day because if you hint that your in a rush the cosnapper will then make sure to take that much more time. It is the only legal way to abduct someone in the united states. As of today cosnapping is not illegal in any states but there is legislative action currently being taken.
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When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.
Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”
catnapped by Cusween December 15, 2018
When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.
I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.
catnapped by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

cocknapped 

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs
Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.
cocknapped by NoValidFire January 19, 2006
Anthony: Dave would never hit me, even though I popnapped his poptart.
popnapped by StriderCider October 6, 2016
Anthony: Dave would never hit me, even though I popnapped his poptart.
popnapped by StriderCider October 6, 2016