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a recent model Subaru Outback which was purchased by either:
a. wealthy parents who don't want to spoil their child
with a luxury car, or
b. lesbians
Often cooteru's come equipped with luxurious amenities, including heated leather seats and popout cupholders, however this is never enough to offset the disappointment of owning a subaru outback.
Butch: "Hey guys! Come look at my new car!"
Tanner: "What did you get, a Lexus?"
Butch: "No I got a Subaru Outback!"
Tanner: "What, you got a Cooteru? Do those two lesbians dyking out in the backseat come standard?
cooteru by Dan Lamp March 9, 2008
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A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?
Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!
Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

cooter quiver

That tingling feeling women get when they kiss somebody hott or watch porn
He kiss me so good it gave me a cooter quiver.

When I watched that porn it made my cooter quiver.

Damn he look so fine he made my cooter quiver.
cooter quiver by ashane May 28, 2017

horse cooter's

Horse Cooter's! I just stubbed my pink toe!
horse cooter's by Dexter Hulk February 4, 2019

Cooter Tooter 

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.
Cooter Tooter by jnotosh December 8, 2010

cooter juice 

A class of deer scents created and formulated by Nelson Creek Outdoors
The cooter juice scent brought in a very nice buck.

cooter poot 

Same thing as a pussy fart
Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!
cooter poot by Ferguson June 9, 2005