coomcel 

coomcel is an extremely promiscuous person who lacks any standard for having sex. This leads to this amount of sex having no value, this person ends up being something like an incel who only has sex thanks to his lack of judgment. It´s also refferred as "Jellyfish coomer". This term was coined by Infrared's show streamer Haz.

dude if you have no standards it doesn't count, you're a jellyfish, a coomcel...

coomcel by sunnbather May 26, 2021

coom 

Ejaculate; cum.

AAAGGH IM COOMING AAH

coom by Sulphuric_Glue October 7, 2019

CoomCave 

A dark depressing gamer room, filled with cum stains old use crusty shirts/socks, and a piss stained bed. CoveCaves are the “Coomers” domain, you rarely see any sign of women activity in them.

Bro come and look at my new CoomCave, I got a new desktop Monitor for my $15000 computer

CoomCave by Coomer July 1, 2020

Cooze 

(Noun) The vaginal secretions of a ready, willing, wanting, and waiting woman ready to make.

Swiftly Nikki slid his hand between Shannon's legs, his fingers slipped through her bikini panties and found his place in her warm and welcoming honey hole. He could feel her cooze slide slightly down his finger and he knew she held a place for him tonight. Shannon smiled slyly at him and she mouthed something sexy to him. 'It's good to be wanted' Nikki thought to himself.

Cooze by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2020

Coomer

Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.

Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.

Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021

coombrain 

A person who excessively masturbates to the point of frying their own dopamine receptors.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.

coombrain by MonasThighs January 31, 2021

Coom 

cum

(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

Coom by coomgod November 14, 2020