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(n.) A cooze is a superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. Thus, their only value to society comes in the form of their oozing, jizz filled vag. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
"Ohh, god damnit, don't pick up the phone, I don't want to talk to that worthless fuckin' cooze. Society would seriously be better off if she'd fuckin' die in a fire."
by Jean-Paul St. Croix January 16, 2006
A vagina; usually derogatory, usually wet, though not always, referring to a slut's vagina, showing signs of recent/repeated use; or a woman who is an owner of such a cooze, being herself called a cooze; a conniving, sexually lascivious woman; or discharged liquid from such a cooze; a pussy, or more closely linked, a cunt. Cunt is a synonym for cooze, both for it's anotomical definition, and it's connotating a woman of such quality.
1. That cooze fucked my best friend.
2. I was kissing her on the neck, next thing I know her cooze is getting all gushy like a river.
by xmadmardiganx November 29, 2005
Slang for VAGINA
She ceaselessly stabbed at that fetid stinkpit of a cooze with the dildo she had just removed from the black hole of decay in the cult classic titled Hit Her in the Shitter... sequel to Stuck Her in the Pucker
by ramazz January 24, 2003
Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick.
by sdunn October 21, 2003
Yet another name for a vagina. Comming from an arabic word cuiz, meaning pussy.
Black and asian girls have the nicest, juiciest, coozes around.
by Adam Harigast February 01, 2005
Another name for vagina, vulva or female crotch. Female Groin.
His hand started groping at her cooze through her jeans.
by Alwayzright April 10, 2003
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