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cookie muncher 

when you are dick eating ur friend so much that ur literally munching on him
Drew you’re so ugly you get no action

Bro, you’re sucking me so hard you’re the definition of a cookie muncher
cookie muncher by Urmomispoo69 March 9, 2019

Nazy Cookie-Muncher

Ehm-ay-zuh-eeng girl with a personality to match.
Likes to knock over jars of coffee beans in perfume stores.
Befriends people who fall out of cars.
Likes her veggies.
Is a superhero girl.
And a knight in shining armor.
"It's a bird. It's a broomstick. No. It's Nazy Cookie-Muncher!"
"Isn't that so Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"
"Got Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"