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A successful con man who has sex in people's yards.
Jamal: Oi Jono! Do you know what Sam does?
Jono: No, what does he do?
Jamal: he is a professional Conyard.
Jono: No way that would be intense.
conyard by GR33N420W33D July 29, 2014
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Allez vous faire foutre bande de connards !
connard by Marianne January 18, 2004
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Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
contarded by kathyv May 6, 2010
Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.
Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night.
Contard by CapnChaos December 27, 2016
A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.
Me: Yo did you see that new kid
John: Yeah
Me: He is such a conlard
John: I know right
Conlard by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017
Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.
Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.
Contard by PCGaming September 13, 2009
A conservative who is a retard, usually uses the slur “libtard” Usually republican.
Person 1: “It’s all the Democrats fault! Blame those libtards!”
Person 2: “Shut the fuck up contard”
Contard by Pseudomnyn September 27, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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