I saw the coolest thing written in contrails one day, the realized I always wanted to write notes in the sky for fun like:

Suck my egg

Bitches were created by a dick with a trick;)

He touched my feathered self

She took a dump for all to see

Hearts are for hopeless sissy's

Get some, then give some more

Balder men dash to corvets

Did you just look at my T&A

My wide load gets you high

Reality is for suckers and fuckers

Skit happens

Your anal retention has no bounds. How do you hold all that shit inside?

Can I put your man in a dress and call him suzie Q, with an eye for my pooh!

Adam said, "Baby you take the first bite, " as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she'll choke on it first