(noun)- a particularly egregious blunder made by one prone to such errors

(verb)- to make a mistake while having a recent reputation for making similar mistakes
That was really a conrad on your part, this is the third time you've accidentally shaken the soda before opening it and had it explode.
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The awesome burger king guy that gives us free water!
*we walk up to the counter thing*

us:"two waters please"

him: ok

*gets waters*

here ya go

us: yay free water. Bye bye conrad
by Oob the anti - noob September 17, 2008

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the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded
dude can i have another handful of goldfish?

Dude you already had five handfuls! dont conrad me!
by theEaSTer BuNny October 12, 2010

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A guy who you think you like and eventually fall in love with, thinking he must like you back, and you are so blinded by love (or obsession) you don't see the obvious truth staring you in the face: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. Your heart is broken beyond repair and you see him for what he really is: A dumbass boy who never paid any attention to you anyway. So you try to be happier and you realize who you are meant to be with-a Daniel; every girl needs a Daniel. He likes you back and always has. He's been there for you when you were sad or angry, and now you feel better, like the hole in your heart has been fixed again.
Girl 1: OMG! that guy is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Don't be decieved, he's a Conrad.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate Conrads.
Girl 2: Same here sister. Been there, done that.
by jadestar114 April 30, 2010

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A town in Northern Montana, often referred to as the center of God's country. A town home to white trash fighter Rusty Gunderson and Mark Bergstrom. Also divided by the railroad tracks, the tracks act as class seperation in this sleepy little town.
village, town, city, montana, golden, triangle, god, conrad
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an irish blondie
conrad bogie face
by barry big lips February 14, 2009

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someone who is a geek BUT only a lil bit
Dean West. who i decided is gunna dye his hair navy blue. =D
CONRAD
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