A widely played game that lets an 8 year-old boy watch their older siblings or relatives make monsters with penises that are at least 10 feet long and then turned into giant monsters that jump and give you a massive tea-bag.
Trust me - I would know.
8yearold: Dude! The only thing I can see is that one's giant penis and I can't see anything!
Person: MORE! MORE! MORE! I love Spore!