Conniption

Rage, Anger, or something that Hawkwood has.

Gives me conniptions...

Conniption by seesnaw February 23, 2018

Conniptions 

something that is given to you when you realise being Unkindled is worthless

Well your not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Cant even die right.
Gives me conniptions

Conniptions by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

hairy conniption 

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.

When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle

hairy conniption by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014

conniption fit 

A conniption fit is a spontaneous outburst of anger or frustration, usually precipitated by an act of stupidity or neglect. Wild animation, gesticulations, and flailing of limbs often accompanies said outburst, adding visual flavor to the experience.

"If your mother gets home before you clean this up, she'll have a conniption fit!"

conniption fit by Plasmo July 1, 2014

connipted

Unreasonably angry, typically over a trivial incident; to be in the throes of a conniption. Similar to "in a snit" or "ticked off" but with less gravitas (than the latter, especially).

Can you believe it? Dude got all connipted because I said I thought the The Matrix was overrated.

connipted by bungadiri July 31, 2008

CONNIPTION

A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated by failure to achieve some goal or inability to obtain some object denied to one. Usually consists of crying, shouting, stamping of feet, throwing of objects, or inappropriate use of words.

She really had a conniption because she wasn't chosen to be Beauty Queen. She threw a conniption when he refused to marry her.

CONNIPTION by Lester Garver June 20, 2006

conept 

A conept is an implicit handover of responsibility, analysis and implementation.

Whenever someone is asked to create a conept for a vague idea.

What is actually meant is to implicitly handover any hard decisions (functional and technical) from the asking party to the employee that will be creating the conept.

For the requesting party, a finished conept is to be considered as the fruit of all powerpoints presented to upper management, leading up to the point of the delegation of the creation of the conept.

After a demo of a conept, the conept will then be functionally reverse engineered so that it looks like that the initial requirements had always been describing exactly what the conept does up until that point.
Whenever that happens, the conept will be used to extrapolate a roadmap for future similar conepts for the next 10 years with hard-limits on estimated mandays.

We're trusting you to create a conept for the roadmap we've described for this product. (phrase used publicly)

Thanks to the conept, we've now figured out what we actually meant with this 'technical uplift'. (phrase not used publicly)

conept by Zeverkieken July 11, 2019