Condombate 

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.

1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.

Condombate by groundhawk April 2, 2012

Condomate 

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

Condomate by Sebubby January 14, 2020

condomeater 

1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)

2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms

1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'

2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'

condomeater by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010

condomquake 

An earthquake made of condoms.

When my girlfriend jumps around in the bed, the box of condoms spills over, and we have a condomquake.

condomquake by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz June 1, 2005