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Condombate 

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
Condombate by groundhawk April 2, 2012

Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.
1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!
Condometer by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

condometron 

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"
girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!
condometron by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011

Condomate 

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'
Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate
Condomate by Sebubby January 14, 2020

Condomerate 

A way of allowing or permitting someone to do something.
I now condomerate this behaviour.
Condomerate by N6GhY7N6GhY7 October 28, 2023

brown condom eater 

The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter
boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...