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Condom Break 

I hear Toby is a condom break.

condom break 

when kelsey and nick are about to fuck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are fucking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them
"FUCK! i had a condom break now i cant hit that shit"

condom break conception 

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks
Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.

Break a Leg, Not a Condom! 

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

Condom breaker 

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived
The condom breakers stole our wood

*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker
Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 February 5, 2024

Condom breaker 

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived
"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"
Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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