Urban Dictionary: condom

50.

condom

A girl who seems to have no other purpose in life but to collect spooge; a slutbag with no (other) redeeming features.

You did HER? Dude, that's not what I meant when I said you should use a condom.

by couldn't make this stuff up April 21, 2008

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51.

condom

The middleman between dick and pussy.

Man, using a condom is like you fuck it and it fucks your girlfriend!

by Syductive March 24, 2007

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52.

condom

A contraceptive device for men OR women. Used to prevent pregnancy and STDs during sexual intercourse.

Even if your partner isn't sleeping around, STDs can be passed through accidental passing of blood, etc. So no love without the glove! haha.

by chinarose June 27, 2004

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53.

condom

long shaped ballon, fits over penis to prevent sperm from going into egg. Also the thing that ripped during your parents' "fun time" and the cause of your existance

daddy: Damn, my condom ripped!
mommy: Shit! i dont want a baby!

by Condom Vender February 25, 2004

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54.

condom

A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis

Jane: AH dick, why aren't you wearing your wetsuit??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm wearing condom.

by Fuckinghomos July 27, 2003

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55.

condom

a device not yet discovered by black people.

Trevon: Damn nigga I railed that chick last night.

Dontae: Dats wassup you use a condom nigga?

Trevon: A what?

by burrrrrrrrr8723 August 09, 2010

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56.

condom

dorm room decoration

dude awsome condom lighting around the table

by elliot case April 11, 2007

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