condom

Trevon: Damn nigga I railed that chick last night.

Dontae: Dats wassup you use a condom nigga?

Trevon: A what?
by burrrrrrrrr8723 August 10, 2010
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1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.
*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*
by Kiko February 08, 2004
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1.As defined by oxford dictionary:-
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse

as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.

2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.

3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.
1. Oh ! baby I have a mango flavored condom come suck it.

2. Boy: Should I fuck you?

Girl : You have a condom?

Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.

Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................

3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******

Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.

One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................
by godsman June 03, 2010
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a hybrid insult it is a person who is 50% douchebag and 50% asshole
Valerie- Kevin totally trashed the party & then after all that, asked 4 my cell #. Raquel- o.m.g Valerie he's just a raging condom.
by raquelin May 08, 2010
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Sex with a condom is not even sex.
When I use a condom I can't feel anything!
by A Bad Man2 November 25, 2010
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a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis
a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"
by mandi June 17, 2004
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it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.
I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.
by jamie February 02, 2004
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