A balloon the shape of a penis
fun to poke people in the head with a condom
by THATGUY! September 05, 2005

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Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina
Trojan
by Anonymous July 16, 2002

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A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.
Durex
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

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Condom is a small town in the country of France.
Person 1: I'm going on my holidays tomorrow - I can't wait! XD
Person 2: Where to?
Person 1: Condom, in France
Person 2: Lol.
by Dackstar January 23, 2008

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a piece of rubber you shove your manhood into to prevent you from being on the jeremy kyle show.
holly: i don't want your fluid inside me
olly: don't worry! i have a condom!
by yamar September 30, 2009

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A very useful invention that is used by responsible people in an attempt to protect oneself from unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmited diseases. Usually feel like you are "being intimate" with a plastic bag between the parteners
"Did you hear," Scott didn't wear a condom and he got Sarah pregnant!"
by ss_cope July 10, 2008

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The middleman between dick and pussy.
Man, using a condom is like you fuck it and it fucks your girlfriend!
by Syductive March 24, 2007

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