A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.
Kid: Mom where do babies come from?
Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...
Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.
Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...
Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.
by ☆♡Ally♡☆ December 27, 2017
The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)
Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.
Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.
Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*
by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022
Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...
Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....
by Rissy December 29, 2005
The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 15, 2008
Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough
Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1
Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing
Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually
The End
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough
Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1
Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing
Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually
The End
by Khihow2 May 14, 2022
The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more
by Veggies/ Dirt March 2, 2018