coment awards 

its a show on youtube made my a huge cunt also known as cowbelly

when doest the huge cunt cowbelly open his coment awards submission?

coment awards by a small cunt October 18, 2017

Comment Vulture

A person who will go under another person's comments and try to gain notoriety. This can be either in the form of straight-up self-promotion or trying to sneakily redirect people to their social media. There are many form factors of doing this and a multitude of ways to do this.

Example:

(Person commenting under post): "No cap i make better content then 'insert influencer' and will always!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "I love this video and it relates to me, my mother recently died of cancer and this video helps me cope with it thanks so much"

(Person 2 Reply): "Yo guys i just posted my new song and its the most fire thing you will ever hear!"

That guy is a comment vulture no one respects him and he has no family, friends, or anything to live for in life.

Comment Vulture by TommyNFG March 8, 2022

Dog Comet 

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

Dog Comet by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

Comment of 1/6/23 

Ace’s comment on 1/6/23

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
I: It’s the comment of 1/6/23
J: ?
I: Ace’s comment on J’s page (Not you of course)
J: *visible confusion*

Comment of 1/6/23 by Ace the simp March 4, 2023

DC Comet 

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.

After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.

DC Comet by Quen October 18, 2008

Youtube comments 

The only place where a polite discussion about kittens can lead to a flame war about government conspiracies.

*in youtube comments*

Person 1: That cat is quite adorable
Person 2: Yes, indeed
Person 3: I know, it's so cute the way it purrs!

*5 mins later

Person 1: ASS SHIT FAG THE GOVERNMENT CAUSED 9/11 BITCH VACCINATIONS BIN LADEN MOON LANDING FAKE
MARS RAPE NUCLEAR WAR

Person 2: IDIOT NOOB FUCKED YOUR MOM NAZIS WW3 AL QAEDA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT ABORTIONS CALL OF DUTY
DEMOCRAT RIGHT WING JFK HOLOCAUST SHIT

Person 3: I'm just gonna...uh...go to another video

Youtube comments by Extinguisher February 1, 2014

YouTube Comments 

Cancer

YouTube Comments are unexplained madness.

YouTube Comments by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018