cockneck 

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.

Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.

cockneck by Cock Neck July 24, 2012

Conneck 

Connect, which is a name for the dude who supplies you with large amounts of drugs (if you're a slanger).

My conneck say he tight with the CIA!

Conneck by Dope Slanger May 10, 2006

cockneck 

A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.

That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.

Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.

cockneck by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008

coneckle

n., the aggregate appearance of a larger, singular freckle formed of individual, constituent freckles when freckle-faced Irish people stay out in the sun too long.

adj., skin cancer.

When Dave was a kid, his friends would count Dave's freckles as he stood in line for the diving board at the neighborhood pool. Toward the end of summer, they noticed his arms no longer had 34,000 freckles (each), but instead just 12. They called each of those 12 a "coneckle."

coneckle by Dave O. August 31, 2008

Coknockin 

Coknockin is when you knock on a door with your penis and run away similar to ding dong ditch.

Hey jimmy did you see Tom Coknockin mrs.barnabie's door yesterday?

Coknockin by coodledoodle January 21, 2022

cockneck 

Someone who has a neck that looks like a wang.

You got a cockneck.

cockneck by Jabobo March 21, 2004

connecktion

Da tethering bond formed by da vertical column of flesh and bone dat's located between your head and da rest of your body.

In "Alice In Wonderland", da hot-tempered Queen Of Hearts was constantly trying to sever da connecktions of any of her subjects who displeased her in some way. Da shrewdly-cautious Cheshire Cat, however, wisely only showed himself from his chin upwards whenever da Queen was around, and so Her Highness's royal executioner claimed to be unable to perform said drastic surgical procedure on said perpetually-grinning feline, since da furry entity's head was da only thing visible to begin with.

connecktion by QuacksO April 14, 2022