coffee monkey 

There is only one coffee monkey and he lives in leicester, drinks alot of coffee, and used to go to jcc, now goes to WQEIC

Coffee monkey Is so Kewl and he drinks aload of coffee

coffee monkey by coffee monkey February 18, 2005

Coffee Monkey 

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

Coffee Monkey by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

coffee money 

A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.

I can't pay you what you're worth, but I have some coffee money for the code you have.

coffee money by codes4coffee November 23, 2019