The act of a latin, black, or any colored skinned person tea bagging.
Grant coffee beaned the hobo in the lawn chair at the beach.
Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.
1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
a term for a black girls camel toe.
Oh snap check out sistas coffee bean ova there. I love spandex tights.
1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.
Deer poop that resembles coffee beans.
"Shoot! I just stepped in coffee beans!"
dipping your balls into a female's asshole and the female tastes it in her mouth... LMFAO
Steve coffee beaned her and she licked his balls
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)
The act of taking a crap in someones kettle, then boiling it.
Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died