codwank 

Masturbation whilst waiting for a game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to start

webvictim had a quick codwank

codwank by P90Pr0 April 20, 2010

Codankle 

A power-hungry large ruler who gets what they want when they want it.

A term used to describe a mean-spirited, person who takes pleasure in others suffering.

That damn codankle is gonna overrun our country, taking everything in sight!

You're horrible, that person just gets hit by a car and you laugh?! Codankle!

Codankle by ThatGentleman February 12, 2010

Tactical COD Wank 

1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops

2) having a wank while on call of duty

(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys

(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe

Tactical COD Wank by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011

codwacker 

A person that wacks cod!

That dude is such a codwacker, poor cod.

codwacker by warbenekar1 February 13, 2007

chodwank 

The art of masturbation by a bumbling halfwit

What's that on Webcam?...it's just chod having a chodwank

chodwank by monobollocks April 20, 2018