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Cockheiser 

When a large male props one leg up on a chair or table and thrusts his crotch into a teenaged girls face. The man then thrusts in and out of the girls face, making odd clicking noises with his mouth. The noises increase in their volume and frequency. After climaxing, the clicking slowly stops, the man backs off, and then tries to smoke a piece of black board chalk. The whole ordeal takes place in a school, and all parties are fully clothed, just adding to the trauma of the recipient.
Example 1:
Person 1:"Oh my god! Is that a machine gun fire?! What's that clicking?"
Person 2:"No, someone's just getting the Cockheiser."

Example 2:
Person 1:"I feel so...violated. A large sweaty Jewish man just came up, and thrust his crotch into my face while clicking his tongue like a mad man!"
Person 2:"Bitch, you got COCKHEISERED!"
Cockheiser by Virgil Caine May 5, 2005

Cockpliment 

A compliment on one's cock, usually given by a lady the first time she see's it.
*Woman unzips mans pants to find a monster hiding*

Woman: "Oh my, I'll have the footlong."

Man: "Thank you for the cockpliment."
Cockpliment by DuffmanOfTheCosmos October 16, 2012
Related Words
Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!
That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.
Cockpire by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008

cockpliment 

The opposite of a cock block. Someone who assists his friend in attaining a desired person.
Hey bob thanks for putting in that good word for me tonight, you really cockplimented me.
cockpliment by Eyalisimo January 23, 2008

cockpiece 

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.
"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."
cockpiece by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007

cockpiece 

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.
I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.
cockpiece by infiniti August 15, 2003

cockeimers 

The condition in which a females brain forgets everything except cock ( not the cock-a-doodle-do kind either)
Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis
cockeimers by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020