Cocknippled 

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

cocknapstickulation 

Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.

After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.

cocknapstickulation by Lucretia McEvil May 25, 2010

cockniscient 

Mindful of a man's cock, and ensuring to tend to it at appropriate intervals. An antonym would be that bitch who only gives dome once a month.

The other night Maria went down on me right before bed, then again the second I woke up. She is so cockniscient!

cockniscient by James the NHD December 6, 2010

Cocknish 

1.) One who sucks the cock of a man while he urinates.

2.) Someone so sexually frustrated that he may pathetically attepmt to suck his own cock. multiple times. daily.

2.) Munish Gandevia.

1.) "Oh my god, That guy is such a cocknish. He'll never get laid."

2.) "Wow, did you see that obease hobo, crying like a baby on the sidewalk, bending over?"

"Yea man, ugh gross, I think that was a cocknish."

Cocknish by ThE LONLEY WOLF WOMAN EATING October 22, 2009

Cocklipse 

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

Cocklipse by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Coconips 

The act of taking melted chocolate and dripping it onto your partner's nipples. Later to eat them off as it hardens.

Hey baby, wanna see some Coconips?

Coconips by Afitz May 6, 2015

Cocknip 

A person, place, thing, or idea which has the same effect on men as catnip on cats.

That chick was some seriously irresistible cocknip, I just couldn't stay away from her.

Cocknip by InnocuousMinx May 25, 2017