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Cockrobbed 

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less
I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!
Cockrobbed by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
Cockwomble by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit
That Andrew is such a Cockwomble
Cockwomble by Cockwombler October 2, 2015
Word of the Day on August 16, 2022
(cockole ring toss, or cock cole) an indoor or outdoor game in which players take turns throwing rings (rubber or fabric) at a wooden dow, with a hole around it on a raised platform.
Toms and John are outside, drinking and playing cockole
CockOle by Leslie Sue November 4, 2010

Cockgobbler 

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.
She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep
Cockgobbler by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013

Cockwobble 

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
Cockwobble by RoguePixie July 8, 2020