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1.
The best insult known to man!
Don't speak to that guy, he's a complete cockwomble!
by Uncle Psychosis September 15, 2004
 
2.
Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )
Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.
by Covbaby April 02, 2012
 
3.
An idiot of the highest degree
Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.
by Hairbear May 24, 2012
 
4.
An overly officious oaf or spiteful person.

Someone who takes great delight in the misery of others by being deliberately obtuse and ignorant.
"I couldn't get into the nightclub. That cockwomble on the door said I didn't look like the photo on my ID card!"

"That cockwomble neighbour has let his dog shit on my lawn again!"
by Celebavari March 31, 2014
 
5.
When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.
"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"
by womblers January 27, 2014