A small, quiet town in Northern Virginia. Consists of various, scattered farms and housing developments as well as a SuperTarget and a Harris Teeter. Nestled in between the snobby town of Gainesville, and the hick country known as Nokesville. Known for their great parties.
Bob: Yo man! Let's go hit up Nokesville!
Joe: Nah, man! I am not partying in a barn!
Bob: Alright, let's hit up Gainesville!
Joe: Too many rich snobs!
Bob: Then where?
Joe: Bristow is where it's at!
Joe: Nah, man! I am not partying in a barn!
Bob: Alright, let's hit up Gainesville!
Joe: Too many rich snobs!
Bob: Then where?
Joe: Bristow is where it's at!
by Nate332 February 10, 2011
Kayla: I'm going to Bristow to buy some meth. You wanna come?
Regina: That's OK, since I left Hell I don't want to go back.
Regina: That's OK, since I left Hell I don't want to go back.
by morphineline October 15, 2007
(Br-IH-stow)- A "Bristow" is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. This "man" has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. He rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headbutt.
by i like to slap bitches! April 6, 2009
Masturbating a mans cock while using tongue on his arse hole.
Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back
Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back
Oh I just went into the toilets in Finsbury park and some gay bastard asked me if I wanted a bristow.
by Fahuq Heisalaam February 22, 2008
by bazsingh23 December 18, 2015
by I don’t know November 6, 2017
The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.
by Tripod June 18, 2003