Horse Cockery 

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

Horse Cockery by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

Cockeroy 

Someone with a huge penis

Holy shit thats a cockeroy!

Cockeroy by John12345657 November 16, 2010

cockernet 

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

cockernet by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

cockery 

Means to be thoroughly rocked via cock. Can be split up into cock rockery, or just plain cock rocked.

That game is pure cockery, it's insanely delicious.

Dude you just got cock rocked by a paraplegic!

cockery by spirishman August 13, 2006

cockery 

During egg production, the male chickens are ground up and used as feed. A cockery is a mythical place you tell children that roosters go after when they are "discarded."

I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

cockery by rubicante1 August 3, 2007

Cockery 

Earthenware that is cut using a cock instead of a knife.

"What's Tim up to these days? Haven't heard from him for eons."
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"

Cockery by vincup October 17, 2014

ape cockery 

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

ape cockery by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014