Means to be thoroughly rocked via cock. Can be split up into cock rockery, or just plain cock rocked.
by spirishman August 13, 2006
During egg production, the male chickens are ground up and used as feed. A cockery is a mythical place you tell children that roosters go after when they are "discarded."
I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
by rubicante1 July 26, 2007
"What's Tim up to these days? Haven't heard from him for eons."
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"
by vincup October 17, 2014
A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"
by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011
Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.
I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.
I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.
by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014
Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes
Bro that's fucking horse cockery
Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 4, 2020