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cockercises 

exercises of the cock.

The "horizontal cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips from side to side so that the cock in question slaps both of the athletes upper thighs.

The "vertical cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips forward and backward to create a pendulum type movement of the cock, this causes the cock to hit the belly button area and the lower to upper gooch area

Notes: There may be a significant amount of redness on the areas that the cock has come in contact with, but dont let this worry you, its just another reminder of how hard you worked out your cock.
Also the athlete may experience a NARB (no apparent reason boner), so needless to say cockercising should be done in the privacy of a bedroom or with very close friends only
A: Yo brendan, have you done your cockercises yet today?
B: Yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning
cockercises by soberjack March 20, 2010
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Couchercise 

A made-up word that is neither funny nor unique from that horribly annoying cricket wireless commercial.

It's supposed to be a hybrid of the words 'couch' and 'exercise', meaning exerting physical activity from one's couch, which is obviously paradoxical.
Person A: "Hey, does couchercise still count as exercise?"
Person B: "Why are you quoting that awful t.v. commercial?"
Couchercise by 747800987 August 10, 2020
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When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.
Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"
cockerism by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

cockerline 

Usually a psychotic, narcissistic individual. Thinks the world revolves around them and does not take criticism or let downs well at all. Girl Cockerline's think they are princesses while male Cockerline's are direct spawns of Satan himself and often found within the prison system. They have big hearts but show it to the wrong people. They can be your best friend or ruin your life.
"Yo do you know that Cockerline boy down the road? "

"Yeah, that kid is THE DEVIL!!!!"
cockerline by JesiVegas July 1, 2017

Cockerfied 

To be left unpaid for something by The Cockerell.
He still hasn't paid me for that job, I've been Cockerfied!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026