The hand of choice (left or right) in which you primarily utilize in handling cocks (your own, others' etc.)
In the movie Phone Booth, Colin Farrell slaps a prostitute on the hand to which she exclaims: Bitch, you gone done wrecked my cock hand!
by BDT December 2, 2004
A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.
Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.
Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.
Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.
by Lemon Lysol January 30, 2004
To go into something 'cock in hand' means to enter it with confidence, not confident that you will succeed but simply confident that you are in fact entering into that endevour.
Robbie walked into math class only to find there was a homework quiz that day. Robbie never did any of his homework and had no idea what they had been studying. But, Robbie wouldn't let it get him down. He went into that quiz cock in hand and failed it with dignity.
by PaulLeary December 11, 2006
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Sanjay: "Conrad, you haven't uploaded my naked polaroids yet!"
Conrad: "Don't worry baby, it's all cock in hand, I'll have those up tomorrow."
Sanjay: "I think the border patrol is going to catch us!"
Conrad: "Not even, it's cock and hand. I fumigated the shipment with coffee been extract."
Sanjay: "I wouldn't lie to you, but I just made the sex with 2 coworkers during lunch."
Conrad: "Well Sanjay, as they say it all cock in hand."
Conrad: "Don't worry baby, it's all cock in hand, I'll have those up tomorrow."
Sanjay: "I think the border patrol is going to catch us!"
Conrad: "Not even, it's cock and hand. I fumigated the shipment with coffee been extract."
Sanjay: "I wouldn't lie to you, but I just made the sex with 2 coworkers during lunch."
Conrad: "Well Sanjay, as they say it all cock in hand."
by ConradLovesYou3 March 1, 2011
situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.
usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.
usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.
by Jarom Ikari March 8, 2004
Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.
by Stone Costa December 18, 2008